TheRetardedGenius...?
03 July 2020 @ 05:41 pm
Announcement!  


Ehhhh. Is everybody going to hate me for this?? T__T
First and foremost, I LOVE YOU ALL. No joke. 
This place is like my escape from reality so it's very special to me..
But I just have a need to friend lock it....I hope you guys understand >__<;;
I'm only friend locking my nonesense rants and the NC-17 stuff I'm writing.
Maybe my fics too in the near future but, well, who knows? I'm still experementing =P

So if you'd like to be added and read my rants (really? who does?) or my poorly written, n00b-ish smut, feel free to comment at this post and I'll definitely add you guys back
..Maybe say something about yourself too? I'd love to know more about my friends here
Don't worry, I don't bite....Not that hard :P

 

 
 
I'm feeling: indescribable
I'm listening to: CLAP! - TVXQ
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
14 March 2020 @ 12:00 am
Master List of Fics  
Shoutout: Alriiight! This is where you find all the stuff I've written
and paaah, this took a lot of time to sort out *wips sweat*

Thank you for dropping by and, hopefully, you'll have fun reading my stuff...
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Oh and....comment? Yes? No? *gets shot*

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Onto the madness . . . ! )

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I'm feeling: tired
I'm listening to: I Don't Love You - MCR
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
07 May 2008 @ 05:44 pm
Drabble | Clueless Questions  
Title: Clueless Questions
Pairings: YunJae
Length: Drabble
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Attempted humor, Crack?
Summary: Questions are so overated. Yes, Jaejoong definitely thinks so.
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's LOL: Yes. I actually am still alive. This is my first post after my hiatus (I'm guessing my absence can count as a hiatus right?) and well, my writing skills is rusty. So advance apologies for that. But other than that, enjoy this rant-ish-drabble-ish-jaejoong-musing-ish? of mine. I've missed you all! :D

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Alright, okay. He'll admit it. Just to clarify things once and for all. )

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I'm feeling: jubilant
I'm listening to: 1000 Year Love Song - DBSK
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
04 May 2008 @ 08:33 pm
Hwaiting!  
 Hello Everybody...

Am I back?

HELLS CHYEAH.

My muse is still kind of wary but I'll try to write stuff...

HWAiTiNG!!
 
 
I'm feeling: good
I'm listening to: One - Epik High
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
22 April 2008 @ 11:07 pm
somebody have a gun?  

I am SERIOUSLY over the brink of killing myself.
[Edit] Aha~ I was just joking. Really ^^"

My muse is such a bitch. Anyone interested to hunt it down and kill it for me? )

 
 
I'm feeling: aggravated
I'm listening to: Don't Don - Super Junior
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
06 April 2008 @ 01:42 am
Fic | Darkness Eyes | 5  
Title: Darkness Eyes
Pairings: YunJae
Length: Prologue + 5/?
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: AU, Drama, Romance, Angst
Summary: One man's sadness can bring him his ultimate happiness
Disclaimer: I don't own them

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Heartoffire's Comeback: I'm BACK! Anybody still remember this fic? >__<

Prologue: Depressed, Deprived, Different
Chapter 1: I wished for you
Chapter 2: Second Chances or Punishment?
Chapter 3: Going Crazy?
Chapter 4: 'Proper' Introductions

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( "I'm blind Yoochun. Blind, do you hear me?" )

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I'm feeling: good
I'm listening to: Everybody's Changing - Keane
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
01 April 2008 @ 06:59 pm
Oneshot | 20 Minutes  
Title: 20 Minutes
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: NC-17 *O*
Genre: AU, Crack, Smut/Lemon, Romance, Humor?
Summary: What can possibly happen in 20 minutes? Hm?
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's Spazz: Since [info]xcorpusdelictix wanted me to post this already and I really have nothing to do at all, I just decided to post it up :D This was my 1st entry to the TWIST competition and yeah...I seriously, really, honestly think that this has got to be the most perverted smut I've ever written O////O I got the idea when I took this 'major-math-test-that-made-my-teacher-spazz-out-about-it' and this idea suddenly came running into my head out of nowhere. Honestly, I blame those desks that screamed sex I had to stare at for 60 M I N U T E S and the constant moaning of people ('cos of boredom) that sounded like....well....you know. I must've been bored to death 'cos all I could think about was YUNJAESMEXYUNJAESMEXYUNJAESMEX. *pulls on hair* AIGOO, I'M GOING CRAZY. But anyway, despite my nonesense ramble, enjoy you guys =D

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Oh what a perfect time to spend the day with your loved ones... )

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I'm feeling: mischievous
I'm listening to: Last Farewell - Big Bang
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
31 March 2008 @ 04:15 pm
Oneshot | No Air  
Title: No Air
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG - R/NC-17
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Angst, Smut/Lemon
Summary: He's freezing in the sun; he's burning in the rain
Disclaimer: I don't own them

A/N: Hokay! This was my second entry to the TWIST competition. This has got to be one of the most personal story I've ever written. All of the words below basically come from my own heart and mind. Other than that, just try and enjoy it as much as possible ^^ (I'll be posting this to Detox soon so thanks in advance!)

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They say that a person’s life flashes in front of their eyes when they’re about to die... )

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I'm feeling: homeworking
I'm listening to: 241 (My Favorite Song) - Rivermaya
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
26 March 2008 @ 07:39 pm
Fic | Inseparable | 1  
Title: Inseparable
Pairings: YunJae / JaeChun
Length: 1/7
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG (for now)
Genre: Romance, Drama, Angst
Summary: Their unmeasured love for one another might just be the driving force for their painful seperation
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's Say: Ehh. Just some random fic that I h o p e I'll actually finish. The plot's in my head but I'm still trying to come up with the chunk...But for now, just have fun with chapter 1 xD~

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A tiny fist connected with a chubby cheek with a loud slap... )

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I'm feeling: groggy
I'm listening to: Insa - JaeJoong
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
23 March 2008 @ 05:16 pm
Oneshot | 미안해요 (I'm Sorry)  
Title: 미안해요 (I'm Sorry)
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Drabble
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: Angst
Summary: What if a 'sorry' doesn't make the cut?
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's Say: Whoa. I haven't posted anything up for a week now huh? Ehh~ Sorry, I've been planning and writing my YunJae entries for the competition so I barely had time to post things up. But at least you guys now have two oneshots to look forward to! ^^ But anyway, yes, this is angst, my kingdom. I haven't written angst in awhile and I had an urge to do so after editing [info]anim22  's oneshot (which, mind you, made me cry for the 2nd time in a row T.T)  This goes to unni ([info]foolishlovexo   ) cos she'll be going off for vacation until next month...which means I won't have anyone to kill with my brain teasers and spazz out over pancakes. I'm going to miss you T.T But anyway, enough babbling from me and....I hope you guys enjoy? *gets whacked*

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The air around them was stale... )

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I'm feeling: melancholy
I'm listening to: 미안해요 - Gummy ft. TOP