TheRetardedGenius...?
07 May 2008 @ 05:44 pm
Drabble | Clueless Questions  
Title: Clueless Questions
Pairings: YunJae
Length: Drabble
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Attempted humor, Crack?
Summary: Questions are so overated. Yes, Jaejoong definitely thinks so.
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's LOL: Yes. I actually am still alive. This is my first post after my hiatus (I'm guessing my absence can count as a hiatus right?) and well, my writing skills is rusty. So advance apologies for that. But other than that, enjoy this rant-ish-drabble-ish-jaejoong-musing-ish? of mine. I've missed you all! :D

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( Alright, okay. He'll admit it. Just to clarify things once and for all. )

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I'm feeling: jubilant
I'm listening to: 1000 Year Love Song - DBSK
 
40 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
31 March 2008 @ 04:15 pm
Oneshot | No Air  
Title: No Air
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG - R/NC-17
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Angst, Smut/Lemon
Summary: He's freezing in the sun; he's burning in the rain
Disclaimer: I don't own them

A/N: Hokay! This was my second entry to the TWIST competition. This has got to be one of the most personal story I've ever written. All of the words below basically come from my own heart and mind. Other than that, just try and enjoy it as much as possible ^^ (I'll be posting this to Detox soon so thanks in advance!)

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( They say that a person’s life flashes in front of their eyes when they’re about to die... )

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I'm feeling: homeworking
I'm listening to: 241 (My Favorite Song) - Rivermaya
 
99 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
17 March 2008 @ 11:49 pm
Oneshot | Jealous Leader-shii!?  
Title: Jealous Leader-shii!?
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: AU, Fluff, Romance, Crack?
Summary: Oh dear, our leader-shii gets jealous over a model..
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's Say: *Screams* I haven't posted anything up for 3 days now! AHH! My PSP can't pick up any Wi-Fi signals anymore because some people choose to be shitholes so I can't check Detox the whenever I want to. GUH. I feel like I'm missing out! *wails* ;___; But anywho! I have this little oneshot that came to me when I was washing the dishes (yes, weird, I'm aware of it) and well, I just can't stop myself from writing it up :D Enjoy~♥

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( The Dong Bang household was peaceful... )

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I'm feeling: sleepy
I'm listening to: Umbrella - McFly
 
84 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
11 March 2008 @ 07:51 pm
Drabbles | iTunes Challenge  
Title: 6 iTunes Drabbles
Author: heartoffire03
Pairing: YunJae / JaeHo
Length: 6 Drabbles
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Angst, Smut/Lemon (implied?)
Rating: PG - Light R
Summary: The 'Ultimate Couple' in different songs
Disclaimer: Don't own the songs nor the people

A/N: Ehhh~ I was bored so I decided to steal [info]foolishlovexo 's idea majigy. Thank you unni for staying alive after all my whining on AIM :DD I luuub chuuu~! Enjoy everybody! ^^

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( Songs for you.. )

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I'm feeling: disappointed
 
19 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
01 March 2008 @ 12:11 am
Threeshot| Loving Someone | "Need"  
A/N: Alright! 2nd theme! (: Enjoy everybody!

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.:I Need You:.

( Love will someday kill him, he was sure of it. )
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I'm feeling: aggravated
I'm listening to: White Lies - DBSK
 
25 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
24 February 2008 @ 09:04 pm
Threeshot | Loving Someone | "Love"  
A/N: First of the three themes in the poem "You". Mainly written pre-DBSK time but changes back near the end. Hope you'll enjoy! :D

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.:I Love You:.

( He didn't know when and how he fell in love with him... )

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I'm feeling: touched
I'm listening to: Evergreen - DBSK
 
27 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
29 January 2008 @ 05:53 am
Oneshot | Dance With Me?  
Title: Dance With Me?
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: General, Fluff, Romance
Summary: You should never dance alone, Boo.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys...

A/N: It's 5:53 AM here (GOOD MORNING WORLD~!!!) and, surprisingly, my brain is actually functioning this early (usually it doesn't work until around noon XDD) Okay so anyway, I wrote this thing out of emotions I guess? GAH. I wrote this up under 30 minutes or less...So if there any mistakes, kindly point them out?? Enjoy! ^^

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( The slow, mellow music that float its way across the room from the stereo's speakers finally reached his ears... )

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I'm feeling: awake
I'm listening to: Kiss Shita Mama, Sayonara - TVXQ
 
21 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
26 January 2008 @ 10:51 pm
Fic-Event | Surprise, Surprise | Part A  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAEJOONGIEE~!!! 
SARANGHAEE!!! ♥♥

Title: Surprise, Surprise
Pairing: JaeHo / YooSuMin (Mishievous trio....AGAIN)
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Humor, Slight crack ^^
Summary: He'd never have imagined this to happen in a million years. Yet alone on his BIRTHDAY.
Disclaimer: I don't own them T.T

A/N: YOSH! *waves* Whoa, I haven't been on here since I posted the other fic a couple of days ago (it's HERE if you haven't read it! ^^) With that aside ..... OMG!!! SKDVASKLBVDKLSABJDV!!!! IT'S JOONGIE'S BDAAAY!! AHHHHH!!! My Our dearest is now 22!!! =OO He's now over 20 but HOT-DAMN he's still as hot as ever, I still want his babies XDD *ehem* ANYWAY!!! I hope this isn't too late to celebrate Jae's b-day, I've been out of the house for the whole day and never got the time to write this so yeah >< I had to cut this into 2 parts [A & B] because...well...I've never done it and I felt like doing it XDD HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!!

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( Jaejoong parked his car smoothly... )

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I'm feeling: cheerful
I'm listening to: DARKNESS EYES - TVXQ
 
4 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
26 January 2008 @ 09:57 pm
Fic-Event | Surprise, Surprise | Part B  
A/N: Oh noes! What's going to happen to Jae!? Where's Yunho!? How about Chun, Su and Min!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?!?!? *dodges bullets* Heeeheee, I...think I....should go now and let you guys read? XDD *runs*

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( Read on... )

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I'm feeling: insane
I'm listening to: DARKNESS EYES - TVXQ
 
40 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
21 January 2008 @ 06:03 pm
Poem | You  
Title: You
Pairings: YunJae/Jaeho
Length: Poem
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, Romance
Summary: Are these words enough for you?
Disclaimer: I don't own them 

A/N: Wrote it because of I'm in such a fluffy mood and I wanted everybody to feel fluffy too ^^ Supposedly my "Valentines Day" gift to you guys but hey, who said you can't celebrate Valentines anyday?

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( Are these words enough for you? )

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I'm feeling: drained
I'm listening to: The Day You Said Goodnight - Hale
 
10 Tore Their Throats | Scream It Out