TheRetardedGenius...?
01 April 2008 @ 06:59 pm
Oneshot | 20 Minutes  
Title: 20 Minutes
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: NC-17 *O*
Genre: AU, Crack, Smut/Lemon, Romance, Humor?
Summary: What can possibly happen in 20 minutes? Hm?
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Heartoffire's Spazz: Since [info]xcorpusdelictix wanted me to post this already and I really have nothing to do at all, I just decided to post it up :D This was my 1st entry to the TWIST competition and yeah...I seriously, really, honestly think that this has got to be the most perverted smut I've ever written O////O I got the idea when I took this 'major-math-test-that-made-my-teacher-spazz-out-about-it' and this idea suddenly came running into my head out of nowhere. Honestly, I blame those desks that screamed sex I had to stare at for 60 M I N U T E S and the constant moaning of people ('cos of boredom) that sounded like....well....you know. I must've been bored to death 'cos all I could think about was YUNJAESMEXYUNJAESMEXYUNJAESMEX. *pulls on hair* AIGOO, I'M GOING CRAZY. But anyway, despite my nonesense ramble, enjoy you guys =D

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Oh what a perfect time to spend the day with your loved ones... )

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I'm feeling: mischievous
I'm listening to: Last Farewell - Big Bang
 
 
TheRetardedGenius...?
31 March 2008 @ 04:15 pm
Oneshot | No Air  
Title: No Air
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Author: heartoffire03
Rating: PG - R/NC-17
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Angst, Smut/Lemon
Summary: He's freezing in the sun; he's burning in the rain
Disclaimer: I don't own them

A/N: Hokay! This was my second entry to the TWIST competition. This has got to be one of the most personal story I've ever written. All of the words below basically come from my own heart and mind. Other than that, just try and enjoy it as much as possible ^^ (I'll be posting this to Detox soon so thanks in advance!)

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They say that a person’s life flashes in front of their eyes when they’re about to die... )

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I'm feeling: homeworking
I'm listening to: 241 (My Favorite Song) - Rivermaya